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Hart Foundation- Posts : 495
Join date : 2021-01-03
Game 65 Scores
Sat Feb 25, 2023 3:42 am
Well gentlemen, here we are. On the precipice, or the eve of the last regular season game of the 2022-23 season. What a banger it has been so far and up until this game, only 2 points separate 3rd and 4th place as well as the 5th to 9th places. You crazy bastards have made this a very interesting and exciting season. Who will finish where? Who will be the odd man out and not make the cut to visit the promise land? How will the NHL trade deadline affect current AHL rosters? I don’t know OK? I’m genuinely asking. Jeeze, tough crowd 
Lets see how the games shook out…
3 Stars:
1st Star: Thompson Buf 3G
2nd Star: The Real Connor 2G 2A
3rd Star: Mercer 2G 1A
Foundation 1.5 Vs. Dutchies 2
This one was the classic battle between the old bull and the young calf. The young, baby-faced Foundation came into this one confident and with nothing to lose as his road to Wrestlemania is already set. The grizzled old vet however, came looking to teach the young punk a lesson having brought a host of hardcore weapons out to the ring with him. If it was a scrap the vet wanted, the younger, formerly chiselled Foundation was happy to oblige with a bevy of eye rakes and nut shots of his own. The finisher came when Dunn decided the match was done and smacked Pastrnak over the head with a bar-wired bat rendering him unconscious and unable to proceed. One last lesson for the youngin’ and an important win for the elder statesman. Dutchies squeak by 2 to 1.5.
Oles 8 Vs. Posse 3
The Oles aka Quebecers, once fan favourites came out to the ring spouting French profanities at the crowd that no one understood. The Posse come down to the ring afterwards doling out high fives and loonies for the kids. At the ring of the bell, the Posse immediately put up a 1.5 Krejci. The Oles countered with three 1.5’s of their own from Stamkos and co. Just when this one looked over, in a last ditch effort to save the Posse, his fans bombard Oles with a shower of the loonies Posse passed out earlier (given most fans were American and the Loonies were only worth a paltry 70 cents to them, but I digress..). Mid pelting, the Posse whip out their finisher that sent Wai’s Guys screaming last time, the big Draisaitl! When the Oles cleared the cobwebs and noticed what was going on, they summoned their trump card, for which, they forfeited their testes…the real Connor, McDavid! McDavid busted out a big 3 and Posse had no answer. The Playoff light is growing dimmer for the Posse…or is it???? Dun dun dun………….
Wai’s Guys 0 Vs. Doctors 4
Betrayal was the essence of this match and lead to another loss for the once-mighty Wai’s Guys. This was a scrappy affair that saw Wai’s grit grinders put up a semi-respectable 2 spot. The doctors were on their heels for a quick minute, until they busted out their vintage Papa Shango skull placing a curse on the opposing team resulting in Wai’s goalies letting in 4 goals and the mighty Thompson of Tage scoring 3 quick goals to seal The Guys’ fate. The Doctors continue to win, but will their luck run out in the post season?
VBees 2.5 Vs. Avs 0.5
2 members of the Heenan family faced off in this lackluster match. I would call it a jobber match, but just the fact that they are part of the ‘famiglia’ precludes them from having that label. Regardless, fresh off his beating from the Hackers, the Bees come down to the ring with a puffed out chest knowing that he had to pull off the victory by any means this time. He also knew that his opponent, however unlikely, was an easier mark and closer to his punching category. To everyone’s surprise, the Avs absorbed almost all of his cousin’s best offensive flurries and went on a small offensive run of his own. Just as the Avs pulled out the brass knucks to end his cousin, his stalwart Kraken goaltenders fall victim to having their legs spread worse than Jenna Jameson (in her prime in the late 90’s) and let in 6 goals. The -3 was just too much to overcome and allowed the Bombers to win, albeit in vain given the fact that he has already been mathematically eliminated from the playoffs. Whomp whomp hahahahahaaha
Hackers 5 Vs. Flash 4
The second main event of the evening (which was the first? I have no clue) saw the Hack attack taking on the Flashers in a match with serious playoff implications. This was a 60 minute iron man match not seen since 1998 with a tonne of back and forth slugging. For most of the night, it looked as if the luck of the Irish was with the Flash and it really was. The Flash doled out an orchestrated flurry of haymakers from the likes of Mercer and even an atomic elbow off the top rope from Filly Hronek. The Hackers looked tired and lethargic until the late night games. It turns out the Hack attack masterfully executed the infamous ‘Rope a Dope’ strategy as just when the Flash looked like they were going to end it, the Hack open the bomb doors with Marchand and the unlikely Huberdeau landing the death blows. Flash now dropping 5 in a row; not exactly the playoff form you want to see heading into the dance. Hacks hold onto third for now, but will it be theirs by the end of the season??? We won’t have to wait too long to find out!
Sting 0 Vs. Kickass 0
Speaking of lethargic performances, this one was a race to the bottom. The crème de la crème of jobber matches, this one featured a negative level of action. Both stables only had contributions from 3 team members, but luckily for the Sting, Eichel put up a monster 1.5 (insert eye roll here) and that ended up being the tie breaker for the win. To say this match was fun to watch would be a gross misrepresentation of how slow the action was. Luckily for the scorer, this result helped lull me to sleep on an otherwise sleepless night. Kickass are pushed to the brink of elimination, right beside the Posse. Who will win that coveted 8th spot…I know who Oles doesn’t want to see there
Lets see how the games shook out…
3 Stars:
1st Star: Thompson Buf 3G
2nd Star: The Real Connor 2G 2A
3rd Star: Mercer 2G 1A
Foundation 1.5 Vs. Dutchies 2
This one was the classic battle between the old bull and the young calf. The young, baby-faced Foundation came into this one confident and with nothing to lose as his road to Wrestlemania is already set. The grizzled old vet however, came looking to teach the young punk a lesson having brought a host of hardcore weapons out to the ring with him. If it was a scrap the vet wanted, the younger, formerly chiselled Foundation was happy to oblige with a bevy of eye rakes and nut shots of his own. The finisher came when Dunn decided the match was done and smacked Pastrnak over the head with a bar-wired bat rendering him unconscious and unable to proceed. One last lesson for the youngin’ and an important win for the elder statesman. Dutchies squeak by 2 to 1.5.
Oles 8 Vs. Posse 3
The Oles aka Quebecers, once fan favourites came out to the ring spouting French profanities at the crowd that no one understood. The Posse come down to the ring afterwards doling out high fives and loonies for the kids. At the ring of the bell, the Posse immediately put up a 1.5 Krejci. The Oles countered with three 1.5’s of their own from Stamkos and co. Just when this one looked over, in a last ditch effort to save the Posse, his fans bombard Oles with a shower of the loonies Posse passed out earlier (given most fans were American and the Loonies were only worth a paltry 70 cents to them, but I digress..). Mid pelting, the Posse whip out their finisher that sent Wai’s Guys screaming last time, the big Draisaitl! When the Oles cleared the cobwebs and noticed what was going on, they summoned their trump card, for which, they forfeited their testes…the real Connor, McDavid! McDavid busted out a big 3 and Posse had no answer. The Playoff light is growing dimmer for the Posse…or is it???? Dun dun dun………….
Wai’s Guys 0 Vs. Doctors 4
Betrayal was the essence of this match and lead to another loss for the once-mighty Wai’s Guys. This was a scrappy affair that saw Wai’s grit grinders put up a semi-respectable 2 spot. The doctors were on their heels for a quick minute, until they busted out their vintage Papa Shango skull placing a curse on the opposing team resulting in Wai’s goalies letting in 4 goals and the mighty Thompson of Tage scoring 3 quick goals to seal The Guys’ fate. The Doctors continue to win, but will their luck run out in the post season?
VBees 2.5 Vs. Avs 0.5
2 members of the Heenan family faced off in this lackluster match. I would call it a jobber match, but just the fact that they are part of the ‘famiglia’ precludes them from having that label. Regardless, fresh off his beating from the Hackers, the Bees come down to the ring with a puffed out chest knowing that he had to pull off the victory by any means this time. He also knew that his opponent, however unlikely, was an easier mark and closer to his punching category. To everyone’s surprise, the Avs absorbed almost all of his cousin’s best offensive flurries and went on a small offensive run of his own. Just as the Avs pulled out the brass knucks to end his cousin, his stalwart Kraken goaltenders fall victim to having their legs spread worse than Jenna Jameson (in her prime in the late 90’s) and let in 6 goals. The -3 was just too much to overcome and allowed the Bombers to win, albeit in vain given the fact that he has already been mathematically eliminated from the playoffs. Whomp whomp hahahahahaaha
Hackers 5 Vs. Flash 4
The second main event of the evening (which was the first? I have no clue) saw the Hack attack taking on the Flashers in a match with serious playoff implications. This was a 60 minute iron man match not seen since 1998 with a tonne of back and forth slugging. For most of the night, it looked as if the luck of the Irish was with the Flash and it really was. The Flash doled out an orchestrated flurry of haymakers from the likes of Mercer and even an atomic elbow off the top rope from Filly Hronek. The Hackers looked tired and lethargic until the late night games. It turns out the Hack attack masterfully executed the infamous ‘Rope a Dope’ strategy as just when the Flash looked like they were going to end it, the Hack open the bomb doors with Marchand and the unlikely Huberdeau landing the death blows. Flash now dropping 5 in a row; not exactly the playoff form you want to see heading into the dance. Hacks hold onto third for now, but will it be theirs by the end of the season??? We won’t have to wait too long to find out!
Sting 0 Vs. Kickass 0
Speaking of lethargic performances, this one was a race to the bottom. The crème de la crème of jobber matches, this one featured a negative level of action. Both stables only had contributions from 3 team members, but luckily for the Sting, Eichel put up a monster 1.5 (insert eye roll here) and that ended up being the tie breaker for the win. To say this match was fun to watch would be a gross misrepresentation of how slow the action was. Luckily for the scorer, this result helped lull me to sleep on an otherwise sleepless night. Kickass are pushed to the brink of elimination, right beside the Posse. Who will win that coveted 8th spot…I know who Oles doesn’t want to see there
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Standings After Game 65
Team Wins Loss Ties Pts GF GA Streak
Team W L T PTS GF GA Streak
x-1. Oles 53 11 1 107 322.0 168.0 W10
x-2. Foundation 45 18 2 92 290.0 193.0 L1
x-3. Hackers 35 27 3 73 274.0 231.5 W11
x-4. Dutchies 35 29 1 71 219.0 190.0 W2
5. Witch Docs 29 34 2 60 167.0 225.5 U3
6. Sting 29 35 1 59 194.0 182.5 W1
7. Flash 28 36 1 57 174.0 213.5 L5
8. Kickass 27 36 2 56 164.0 209.5 L1
8. Posse 27 36 2 56 186.5 222.5 L1
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10. V-Bees 26 38 1 53 173.5 212.0 W1
E - 11. Wais 22 40 3 47 173.5 212.0 L4
E - 12. The Avs 23 41 1 47 143.5 214.5 L3
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